For the Telegraph, the big news in April was a plan by the England and Wales cricket committee to abandon the sad and failed England men’s cricket team that lost in the West Indies and replace it with the Heather Knight World Cup finalists. . The Mirror announced that the mud from the unfortunate Marble Arch hill was to be used to rebuild the Hadrian’s Wall as part of the government’s “leveling” agenda. Wales Online, meanwhile, has suggested that Second Severn Crossing be renamed by Welsh footballer Gareth Bale. You may have spotted our dedicated correspondent Mari Tyme reporting quite unlikely that Tory MPs were pushing down Downing Street to let the royal family use a Russian superyacht recently seized as the new iconic royal yacht. ITV’s Good Morning Britain tried to make fun of viewers by putting weather presenter Laura Tobin live on air what was presented to her as a unique plant that had been specially bred and was to be named in her honor. Elsewhere, there was exciting news for those interested in cryptozoology, as the Scottish Deer Center in Fife announced that it had caught a wild haggis, a mythical creature long considered extinct. The animal, which is certainly not some kind of wig-wearing guinea pig, had apparently left indicative traces around the vegetation near the Lomond Hills. The Deer Center has created a special habitat for the delicious little fluffball. Fusion cuisine may be a bit out of fashion these days, but the British who ruin Italian food are timeless. The Pasta Evangelists claimed to be adding a mash-up to the tradition’s favorite Sunday meal for the production of Sunday grilled spaghetti. Pink Marmalade, which actually makes color-changing jeans, is also making a painful move in Italian cuisine, claiming to have released three new pizza-flavored jeans, including a pepperoni gin that promises “an unmistakably meaty flavor and a takeaway vibes explosion in every pour ». A wonderful bowl with Sunday grilled spaghetti. Photo: Pasta Evangelists The rising cost of living in the UK has led some people not to refer to Friday as April Fool’s Day, but rather as a gloomy Friday. The Koop + Kraft restaurant in Waterlooville, Hampshire has a plan for this. It is very promising that on Friday it offers a free pint of gasoline with every order, an offer that is perhaps more appetizing than a pizza-flavored gin. In a more practical note, the Burger King restaurant chain seems to be honestly giving away free Whoppers, blaming a “bug” on its app, which has issued a coupon to customers to use by Saturday. Mash Direct’s weird Easter mashed potatoes. Photo: Mash Direct Also, when it comes to food, Easter is traditionally a time when professionals who shake hands go around mourning that Easter eggs no longer say Easter. They will undoubtedly be happy that Mash Direct has definitely called its new product Easter Egg. They may be less enchanted when they discover that it is a chocolate egg filled with mashed potatoes.
