And if Musk somehow struggles with the former black belt of Taekwondo, UFC color commentator Joe Rogan will be there to train him. Let’s face it, such a kick and the sly Putin will be sent into orbit like a Starlink satellite. “Elon Musk is a weird character,” Rogan told his podcast. “He is a very big man. He is not small. Putin is younger than me. Elon is a little older than me. Elon is probably 6’2 “and he’s big, he’s a big guy. I offered my services. I sent him a message. I said, “Dude, I’m going to arrange your whole workout.” I say, “If you really fight Putin, I’ll arrange all your training.” Rogan is more than just a mouthpiece for the UFC. The former Fear Factor host was a four-time Massachusetts Taekwondo champion in his youth and also coached Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai for most of his adult life. “According [Musk]”He had a match with a world champion sumo wrestler the day before for fun, and he fucked his throat, as if he was throwing this guy out of the ring,” Rogan continued. “But he actually defeated a world sumo champion.” “I managed to throw him away, but it cost me to break my c5-c6 record and eight years of great back pain,” Musk wrote on Twitter. “Finally fixed with c5-c6 disk fusion.” I’m not sure he qualifies as a legitimate sumo wrestler unless both participants were tied to these big ugly diapers, as Anthony Johnson and Curtis Blains wore in Miami a few years ago. Again, Musk may have dreamed the whole thing during the blunt force injury in The Joe Rogan Experience.